“What kind of a person are you?” I’m sure you have come across many personality tests that aim to decipher the kind of person you are by asking a few questions and assessing your personality based on the answers you give.
Well, I’ve got one for you. But unlike all those long-winded personality tests, this one is simple…very simple, trust me! All I ask is “What kind of person are you?” Now pick your answer from the 13 choices below, then read further below to find out what it means to be the person you think you are. You can pick more than one answer, I don’t mind, as long as you don’t peek at the answers first. Good luck!
And here are the answers…prepare to be baffled…
1. Shy – One who farts, then blushes.
2. Proud – One who only likes the smell of his/her own fart.
3. Amiable – One who likes the smell of everyone’s fart.
4. Intellectual – One who can determine the smell of his/her neighbour’s dog’s fart.
5. Impudent – One who farts, then laughs out loud.
6. Sensitive – One who farts, then starts crying.
7. Unfortunate – One who tries to fart but shits instead.
8. Dishonest – One who farts, then blames the dog.
9. Grateful – One who farts, then thanks God for being able to.
10. Sadistic – One who farts under the duvet, then covers his/her partner with it.
11. Righteous – One who farts, then gives a medical reason for it.
12. Honest – One who farts, then owns up to it before even anyone can smell it.
13. Clever – One who conceals his/her fart by laughing loudly when farting.